HOW DID THIS GET HERE I DONT EVEN

OH HAI. Also wieners. http://t.co/2mUAzfzt

Goodbye @ubuntu, it's been a good run. Nice to see you again @debian!

Clips from today's walking with Ellie https://t.co/Xkx4qMCX

retired NBA center @kaj33 just whooped Former Bush Whitehouse Press Sec and Fox News Co-Host @danaperino's ass in Jeopardy.

@genevievefaust May all your birthday wishes come true!